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I AM THE SEX MASTER, PLAIN & SIMPLE

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Status: I CANT WAIT FOR YOU TO SHUT ME UP AND MAKE ME HIP LIKE BADASS!
Male
25 years old
New Orleans, Louisiana
United States
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SPF: 105!
HAIR TINT: black
EYE COLOR: green
OCCUPATION: musician
PREOCCUPATION: computers
EDUCATION: some college
SMOKE: not a puff
DRINK: socially
DRUGS: drug of choice: redheads
RELIGION: scientologist
ORIENTATION: bi
DATING STATUS: open to suggestions
BODY TYPE: athletic
HEIGHT: 6' 1"
MEMBER SINCE: 05/22/2008
STAR SIGN: Capricorn
LAST LOGIN: 08/22/2008 21:46:45
MY RATING: 0.00

Track- The average man can run 1.5 miles in 12.25 minutes. I can do it 4 minutes less than you.

Don't have time for this stuff, but an adult flick will do.

I'm working on my 4th symphony.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-zUgiKPzt8

I like to read textbooks. I'm not a big fan of fiction. I have my own imagination that runs wild.

05/30/2008 08:37:48


MADE IN AMERICA 18+, Apple and Mac Aficionados, NOLA REDHEADS










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HONESTY
* pale skin.
* bruises on knees
* red cheeks (naturally)
* freckles
* minimal makeup (insecure girls paint their faces)
* red hair
* green eyes
* skirts
* fishnets
* braces
* glasses
* pigtails

did i mention Honesty?

* TELEVSION: If you watch TV, I have no room for you in my life- not even as a friend, sorry.
* blondes/brunettes
* smokers
* fatties (I can't even hang out with them. I'm healthy, productive and exercise- we have nothing to talk about.)
* jeans (Insecure girls wear jeans, for various reasons.)
* FAKE TITS
* emo music
* NO MONEY: I want a rich girl, so i can keep my pay check
* body hair (except firecrotch)
* CATS... Hate em.
* arched "McDonald's" eyebrows (look liek drag queen)
* hippies (shave, take a shower, and put down the pipe)
* book-smart girls (the real world is where it's at)

I'm a self made man, work full time for myself. I run a record label and a computer repair shop and my secretary is a natural redhead.

It as a very intimate moment... And there was more than one.

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Displaying 10 out of 26 comments
11/22/2008 23:09:38

you sure are theee vampire. I think I failed with about half your turnoffs.

I really don't like jeans. They're too hot in the summer and too cold in the winter and usually aren't very comfy.

I don't hate cats.

what's wrong with drag queens? looks like you have pictures of some.



08/24/2008 14:49:12

He he, just read you Turn Offs.

* TELEVSION: If you don't watch it you are missing out, there are some really good programmes.  I love LOST, Alias, Prison Break and Bewitched but you probably never seen them?
 
* smokers:  I have found some of the most caring people smoke and usually because they worry so much about others and got into bad habits at a young age.

* jeans:  I am not insecure but I love my jeas, they are the staple of my casual wardrobe.

* CATS:  Aww you haven't met mine.  Eve and Grace are so lovely - not ginger pussies though.

 

Hope we can still be friends, despite breaking some of your cardinal sins.



08/22/2008 23:05:58
Hey Count!  What's shakin?  lol


08/09/2008 04:47:28

Hi

My apologies for having delayed that much... got no connection at home

Hope you're doing fine, and thanks a lot for the nice comments!!!

 

Have a nice weekend,

 

Cheers * Jessie 



06/03/2008 22:24:00
Hi! How are you?


06/02/2008 14:41:01
oh really!!! and what gypsy was this??


06/02/2008 01:17:46
Hi Count ~ I'm just a beginner at guitar playing... I play when I'm working/designing at the computer to break up the screen time. I don't think humans were meant to sit behind a computer screen, but graphic design does pay the bills! So I practice my chords and patterns that hubby/friends have taught me. My goal is to do some open mic nights at the local coffee house :-) Cause I really love to sing more than anything else in the world. Hope your weekend was fabulous! You live in my favorite city... I adore New Orleans, have been there many times and stayed for as long as I could afford. There is no place like it!
Cheers!
Cass


05/31/2008 05:32:28
Ok so what's been keeping it from workin Count?


05/30/2008 21:25:18
Can't say that I have.


05/30/2008 21:04:27
Oh I'm not meaning to be judgemental at all.  But I know that sort of set up wouldn't work for me...unless I were into girls too then it could be a cool thing. It's great that you are so honest it about it, few men would be.

You know, if you can make it work hey all the power to you.  If it were a purely sexual arrangement with no heavy emotion then feck yeah why not. lol I'm going around in circles.