I AM THE SEX MASTER, PLAIN & SIMPLE
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08/22/2008 21:46:45 |
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Track- The average man can run 1.5 miles in 12.25 minutes. I can do it 4 minutes less than you.
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Don't have time for this stuff, but an adult flick will do.
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I'm working on my 4th symphony.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-zUgiKPzt8
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I like to read textbooks. I'm not a big fan of fiction. I have my own imagination that runs wild.
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HONESTY
* pale skin.
* bruises on knees
* red cheeks (naturally)
* freckles
* minimal makeup (insecure girls paint their faces)
* red hair
* green eyes
* skirts
* fishnets
* braces
* glasses
* pigtails
did i mention Honesty?
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* TELEVSION: If you watch TV, I have no room for you in my life- not even as a friend, sorry.
* blondes/brunettes
* smokers
* fatties (I can't even hang out with them. I'm healthy, productive and exercise- we have nothing to talk about.)
* jeans (Insecure girls wear jeans, for various reasons.)
* FAKE TITS
* emo music
* NO MONEY: I want a rich girl, so i can keep my pay check
* body hair (except firecrotch)
* CATS... Hate em.
* arched "McDonald's" eyebrows (look liek drag queen)
* hippies (shave, take a shower, and put down the pipe)
* book-smart girls (the real world is where it's at)
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I'm a self made man, work full time for myself. I run a record label and a computer repair shop and my secretary is a natural redhead.
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It as a very intimate moment... And there was more than one.
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