When St. Patrick's Day comes up every year, I never wear any green clothes.
When people pinch me, I ask "What was that for?
They reply, "Because you're not wearing any green."
Then I respond, "I'm wearing green. I've been wearing green every last nanosecond of my mortal existence. Look into my eyes. What color do you see?"
They look, and they say "They're green," and then they usually add, "But that doesn't count!"
To which I say, "If you can show me where in the official rulebook it says that doesn't count, I will concede the point and you can pinch me all you want."
After that, they grow speechless, and I say, "Judging by your lack of being able to show me a rulebook, I say I'm wearing green, and now I get to pinch you back 40 times."
And then I do it, but not all at once, and when they least expect it.
St. Patty's is so fun...
