60 Questions People Don't Ask
When's the last time you ran? - Yesterday, and only for the bus
Do your jeans have rips, tears, and holes in them? - I don't consider looking like a hobo to be viable fashion
What are you dreading right now? - Insomnia
Do you celebrate 420? - Only by arresting those who do
Do you get the full 8 hours of sleep a night? - Insomnia rarely allows that, but I do OK
If anyone came to your house on your "lazy days" what would ya'll do? - Nobody ever does. I work odd hours.
Who last grabbed your ass? - That event has long since faded into time immemorial
Have you ever been on your school's track team? - I've never been an athlete, but I was on the ski team.
Do you own a pair of Converse? - Wearing them now.
Did you copy and paste this survey? - indeed.
Do you eat raw cookie dough? - not unless I want salmonella
Have you ever kicked a vending machine? - no, but gently nudged it with my butt. It always works
Don't you hate it when the radio ruins good songs by playing them over and over? - I don't listen to it for that long
Do you watch Trading Spaces? - Huh? What's that?
How do you eat oreos? - Every day
Have you ever stayed online for a very long time waiting for someone? - No
Are you cocky? - Growing up in conservative Utah, my family practically made a fetish out of humility
Could you live without a computer? - Yes. Could I live without a Nintendo? No
Do you wear your shoes in the house? - Yep, my house, my rules.
Who or what sleeps with you? - Me, myself and I. Sad, huh? Any volunteers?
At what age did you find out that Santa wasn't real? - What? He's not real?!?
How many phones, house phones and cell phones are in your house? - 1 cell phone, no landline, and 3 devices that are Skype capable
What do you do when you're sad? - Play video games
Last time you saw your best friend? - Couple years
Are you in high school? - Not for the last 27 years
What jewelry are you wearing? - Watch, and a pendant featuring an Egyptian ankh
Do you have any tattoos? None, and never will
If you have tattoos, where? See above
Is anyone on your bad side now? - Do you have five hours for me to name them?
What's the first thing you do when you get online? - check my 3 e-mail accounts
Do you watch Grey's Anatomy? - Again, I have no idea what you're talking about
How do most people spell your name? - "y-o-u-r n-a-m-e"
Would you wear a boy/girlfriends clothes? - No
Where do you work? - In a crime laboratory
What are you doing tomorrow? - Science fiction convention! Thanks for asking!
Is Justin Timberlake becoming the next Michael Jackson? -Do I know? No. Do I care? Not just no, but expletive no
Will you keep your last name when you get married? - Uh, yes...
When was the last time you left your house? - yesterday evening
Do you return your cart? - YES.
Do you have a dishwasher? - Yep, he's me
What noise do you hear? - Rush's latest track, “Headlong Flight”
Would you survive in prison? - No, especially since I'm partially responsible for putting everybody else in there.
Who is the youngest in your family? - my stepsister May
If all of your friends were going on a road trip, who would most likely overpack? - Me... I hate roadtrips, so I need lots of entertainment
Do you know anyone with the same name as you? - My name is so widely used, I joke that every Tom, d**k and Harry has the same name as me.
What's the last thing you purchased? - Downloadable Nintendo 3DS content
Do your siblings ever pay for stuff for you? - Usually it's the other way around
What brand are your pants right now? - Can't see the tag at this angle
Ever been to Georgia (the state)? - Never
What irritates you most on the internet? - Trolls who go out of their way to not listen
What brand is your digital camera? - Canon digital SLR at work. Personally, I have a Pentax, an LG smartphone, a special camera attachment for the Sony PSP that can also do camcorder, and a Nintendo 3DS capable of taking photos and full-motion video in 3D
Do you watch movies with your parents? - Not anymore. Besides, my dad only watches old Western DVDs
What song best describes your day right now? - “My Favorite Headache” by Geddy Lee
Do you own expensive perfume/cologne? - Nope, just Axe
Are you taking college classes right now? - No
Do you like sushi? - Don't like fish, period
Do you get your hair cut every month? - No, but every other month
Do you go online everyday? - YES!!!
Will you pass this survey on to 5 people? - Give me one good reason.