Do you secretely hope that a specific relative will die?
no

Do you know you have mold growing in the refrigerator and do nothing about it?
no. I am a bachelor, but I'm not THAT bad

Have you ever been attracted to someone very unattractive?
My ex-wife

Would you prefer to sleep with your dog than anyone else?
Too broad a question

Would you eat a cow eye for a price?
I'll try anything once

If the walls could talk, what would they say about you?
"This guy needs a life”

Do you secretly pick your scabs?
Sometimes

What would your best friend be surprised to know about you?
I haven't been horny since 2002

Do you think male and females can be friends?
yes

What technological device could you not live without?
I can't pick just one

If you could have been born in any year, what year would it have been?
I think it would been interesting to have lived through the '50s and '60s, so 1930-ish?

Would you like to be famous?
Absolutely not. I'd go ballistic on the paparazzi and tabloids first day out

Have you ever drank pickle juice straight from the jar?
Don't like pickles

Do you lie about your weight?
Maybe I ought to