I think that puts me riiiiiiight near if not at the top of all bloggers.
I'm just killing time here, listening to nick cave's murder ballads album while I wait for the peeps to show up for a soup party.
One couple just bowed out cuz their newborn's a-squalling.
Which has sent the missus into deep dark despair.
Cooked all day she did. But the carrot soup is too spicy, she says. Posh!
I swear, the woman is hormonal-ier than I've ever seen her.
"Go take a test" I told her while I crushed her head into my chest.
Tags: Blogging