Wowza, I'm getting FRANTIC about the job thing.
Seriously positively FRANTIC and freaking.
I've spent the last two days taking tutorial after tutorial and applying for every job that's even basically within my skill set.
Last night I tripped big time.
How did I calm myself down, you ask?
Well let me tell ya. I spiked my Diet Pepsi with Triple Sec (don't make that face, it's actually really good, like orange cola, try it sometime
) and then, well, I downloaded the free 10-day trial of World of Warcraft.
I did, too.
So far I have a human warrior, a human warlock, and an undead mage.
I like the mage best, she has fireballs.
Speaking of fireballs...
Er, I mean of evil. We weren't speaking of evil but one of the freedoms we still have in this country-in-financial-ruin (seriously, can you BELIEVE IT?) is the right to non-sequitor all over the damn place.
I did it again, with the grammar.
Anyway, Frankie bit my mom HARD the other day, on her hand. He did it meanly, too. She was trying to get him out of her way (he was on the counter doing his patented "I've never eaten EVER and I'm going to die of starvation if you don't feed me NOW" act, and he turned around and bit her.
She's got very thin skin, and he broke it easily. Bled quite a bit and hurt her a lot, both physically and her feelers.
He's such a mean cat sometimes. He beats up on Zoey mercilessly, making her squeak and squawk, then he goes and gives her a bath and love and then they curl up together.
I guess it's cuz he's a tomcat. But I seriously thought that once the troublesome bawls (I refer ONLY to the cat, boys, not ch'all
) are gone, well, I thought that calmed them down and made them sweeter.
When he IS sweet he melts yer heart (seriously) but man oh man when he's mean he's freakin' EVIL.
Alrighty then, that is all, go about your business
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