1. Thou shalt be kind.
2. Thou shalt not spammeth.
3. Thou shalt not bare ones private parts in pics on the site without putting them in the "adult" category.
4. Thou shalt respect the moderator.
5. Thou shalt respect the mullet.
6. Thou shalt spread the red.
7. Thou shalt have fun (damnit!).
8. Thou shalt not take any of this too seriously.
9. Thou shalt...
Okay I could only think of 8. But they're more powerful because they're concentrated!