Not blogged yet, so here is my first. Thought I would get involved with the Urban Dictionary thing!

1. Your Name: Neil
i. to mean naked at an inappropriate time or place
ii. shouted out in a moment of zealousness in a crowded room

2. Your Age: 25
Used primarily with selling of weed, when buying a stick (flat rate of 25AUD) is called a 25.
Also comes in a 50 (pronounced five-o).
Definition only good for Australia.

3. Name one of your friends: Darren
Often used to describe someone who is either very smart or very funny.

4. What should you be doing: Working!
A form of the word work, to perform duties or labor, (sometimes used as opposite of broken, or as synonym for functioning*)

5. Favorite color: Blue
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

6. Hometown: Billericay
Billericay was the home of the pilgrim fathers. It was ,and still is, the home of my father who has never been a pilgrim.

7. Month of Birthday: October
10th month of the year

8. Last person you talked to on the phone: Paul
A common given name for males, derived from the Roman surname Paulus (Latin: "small" or "humble"). Put simply, it is the greatest name to grace the Earth. Seriously. It is the best name in existance.

9. Last thing you bought: Chips
Money (probably from the chips used in casino gambling)

10. Lucky number: Seven
The number after 6 you fecking morons.

11. Night in/Night out? In
To achieve success with a woman/man friend - "in" refers to getting into her/his pants to perform the sexual arts

12. Fear: Wasps
White Anglo-Saxton Prodistants

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