I drive below the speed limit, even where the speed limits are stupid. I don't smoke, I don't do drugs. I'm the kind of guy parents like. Old people ask me for directions. Small children look up to me, but then they are small and look up to everyone.
To quote the song, I'm not the outdoor type, and I’ve never owned a sleeping bag, let alone a mountain bike. I don't do rock climbing weekends, or treks through Cambodia.

Films- Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Bladerunner, Last of the Mohicans. Memento, LA Confidential, The Big Sleep. Indiana Jones, Princess Bride, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Lost Boys. Monty Python, Austin Powers.
Directors- Hitchcock, Ridley Scott, Atom Egoyan.

U2, Counting Crows, The Killers, The Jam, Cara Dillon, Kate Rusby, Heather Nova, Sarah McLachlan, Autamata, TV and Movie Soundtracks.

Fiction- Lord of the Rings, Terry Practchett's Discworld series, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.
Nonfiction- Science books by Richard Dawkins or Jared Diamond. Anything on the American Civil War.

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Red-haired girls with eyes that are metallic and full of green, spooky depths ...
Red-haired girls with pale, orange freckles of irregular shape, like alphabet-noodles.
Red-haired girls who wear their hair in high, wild leaps, like red-hot spaghetti...
Red-haired girls of Brunnhildian architecture, magnificent in opera cloaks ...
Little, mousy red-haired girls...
Red-haired girls who seem to be afire. Red-haired girls like smoky autumn days. ...
Red-haired girls with complexions resembling the chests of alligators. ...
Red-haired girls looking self-conscious every time they pass white horses.
Red-haired girls with their hair bobbed, looking like fabulous chrysanthemums.
Red-haired girls lying on the beach, scaring the oysters and scallops away.
Red-haired girls dropping their eyes with fiendish art...
Red-haired girls wondering whether to thank God for it or to curse him.
- HL Mencken

People who don't like redheads. Redheads of the world, unite and take over!

You've read all the other profiles where people try to be more interesting than they are? Maybe exaggerate their accomplishments? Not this one. This is the most boring profile you will ever read. I mean, you're probably reading this, struggling to keep your eyes open? Right?

My one weakness*** is for red-heads. It's like Kyptonite to Clark Kent. They just drive me wild. So if you're red, auburn, ginger, or strawberry blonde, I'd love to hear from you!

*** OK, other weaknesses include beer and short skirts. Yes, that is a dangerous combination when combined with bad eyesight.