2. FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five moreminutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothingusually end in fine.
4. GO AHEAD: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statementoften misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguingwith you about nothing. (Refer back to 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. THAT'S OKAY: This is one of the most dangerous statements a womencan make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hardbefore deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. THANKS: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just sayyou're welcome.
8. WHATEVER: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!
9. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT; I GOT IT: Another dangerous statement, meaningthis is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, butis now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What'swrong?" For the woman's response refer to 3.
Definitions.....men might want to read and memorize!
