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Tequila Christmas Cake.
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By:
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peanutishere
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Mood:
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administrative
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Date:
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12/25/2007 01:13:31
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Music:
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None
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Some have already seen this
TEQUILA CHRISTMAS CAKE...LUV IT: TEQUILA CHRISTMAS CAKEINGREDIENTS1 cup waterlemon juice4 large eggs1 tsp baking soda1 cup sugarNuts1 tsp salt1 bottle tequila1 cup of brown sugar2 cups dried fruitSample the tequila to check qualityTake a large bowl, check the tequila again. To be sureIt is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.Repeat.Turn on the electric mixer.Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.At this point its best to make sure the tequila is still OK.Pick the frigging fruit up off the floor.Mix on the turnerIf the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterersjust pry it loose with a drewscriver.Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.Next, sift two cups of salt. Or something.Check the tequilaNow shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.Add one tableAdd a spoon of sugar, or somefink.Whatever you can find.Greash the oven.Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.Don’t forget to beat off the turner.Finally, throw the bowl through the window.Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.CHERRY MISTMAS!!!!!! :
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