Dooooooodeedoo
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By:
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hillaryperson
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Mood:
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administrative
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Date:
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02/05/2008 10:22:04
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None
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Here's my list of stuff to do before I buck the kicket:1.) Learn Irish Step-dancing. All forms of dance are too hard for me. I'm just.....much too white. 2.) Learn how to use watercolors. 3.) Master the pan-flute or glass armonica. 4.) Find and destroy the guy who made Halo. 5.) Start a Women's Rights movement....which will involve killing off many many stupid bitches. (Did you know that Congress recently passed a bill prohibiting women from suing over pay discrimination?) 6.) Own an African Grey 7.) Sell at least one of my paintings for at least a grand. 8.) Own an autographed copy of Breakfast of Champions, which is my favorite Kurt Vonnegut book. 9.) Publish a pop-up book about the Mafia. 10.) Buy and live in the Watertown Flower Memorial Library. That building is so awesome that if I owned it, I would be content living in Watertown for the rest of my life. Take tour. Skip the main floor. the main floor blows kinda.
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