It would appear that you have already been exiled to the northern polar regions for your infractions. I would suspect that you could plead double jeopardy and they would leave you alone. Also I do note that you have several REALLY red photos on your profile and it does seem that you have redheadedness in you qualities. You have a good case to put forward in the TRIP DRIP and RABWP.
The horror has to stop!
Dr. Monkey
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