Little Hands The weed chronicles

There isn't any innocence anymore is there? I miss the days when perverts were misterious. Peeping toms you know. Then I got older and realized that we're all perverts. Hell I can see double penatration at the gas stations these days. But seriously we're all perverts. Everyone you know and everyone reading this right now is a pervert. Of course there will be some of you out there who will say"I'm no perve! the only woman I've slept with is my wife. The only time I ever watched porn was in college!" and to that I say bullsugar. Ok mr holy roller remember the last time you slept with your wife? Remember when you gave a little smack on the ass. Nothing really hard, just a pat a little slap, a representation of forceful action upon your significant other. Then she in turn let out a little squeek. An acknowledgment of the violence that's just occured on her right ass cheek. That was you recieving sexual pleasure from hitting your spouse. Hurray perversion! Welcome to the association. We have meetings every thursday. You can find the double penetration at the Mobile station on the corner of Arsenal street and massey. As for me I like the really twisted sugar. Midget porn. Come on who hasn't imagined Frodo Baggins nailing awewyn?The Weed of The Past For thousands of years starting around the time when natives became really curious about what happened when you burned things. A plant was found that made you happy, truthful, and loving. And for some reasons made them really wanna eat buffalo. It was viewed as a spiritual tool, a tool to use when in a meeting. Because it is terribly hard to lie stoned. Your mind cannot conceve deception while high. It takes way to much effort to lie high. First you need to figure out what you are going to lie about. Then you need to come up with things that you did in the lie. Things to make the lie more believeable. Familier thins that the lie'e will recognise. Instead of "no I wasn't fishing a transvestite in the mcdonalds parking lot." Instead try "Hey honey I was looking for a new piece in the new head shop, next to the Mcdonalds parking lot." You have no time to lie stoned. You're way to busy telling complete strangers things your best friend doesn't even know. Wierd sugar like how you et turned on by the smell of rotten milk and sugar like that. No when you're stoned it is way easier to tell the truth. Then again maybe weed was why the native leaders traded their own people to whies for shiney beads. So weed for many years is as it is. Smoked by millions and secret. And it wasn't until 1932 that a national policy towards the weed is put inplace. But it wasn't until the Nixon administration that we would see the true danger of our Governments policy towards "well we made a decision, fish it let's keep it up". Nixon organized a panel of top government scientists to investigate the harms of the "KILLER WEED". After months and months of testing, and sugar loads of puffing the testing was complete. The conclusion was that weed was a harmless,pleasant,euphoriant(direct quote from the study). Nixon in turn banned the findings and whiped the whole thing clean by throwing out the papers given to him without reading a singl page. After ths show of typicle political "fish can't show that I was wrong". Weed stayed Illegal.The weed of a new generation So we will pass the 1970's and the 1980's because cocain overshadowed everything. But in the 1990's something called grunge happened,, and curt cobain happened and a new age of fishing hippies happened. All of the sudden after 30 years bands like the doors and pink floyd started selling enough records to be on the charts again. Now the "KILLER WEED" would come back into focus. Because all hippies poser or not smoke weed. So now we have a new generation of self pitying, self obsesed, daddy neer hugged me enough whiney assholes. Now with them came the new great depression. Your sad you're depressed, your mad you're depressed, you're happy stop fishin fooling yourself your depressed! But what to do in a time like this? Why should tax paying Americans like you and me be forced into feeling emotions? Hell no not on my watch! What we needed was a super hero, yeah a super drug which with very little to no testing of long term side effects. What we needed was DA da da da! Prozac!!! Nothing widstands it's awesome might! HEY KIDS Feeling happy, goofy, giddy, silly, sad, sloppy, or sick? Or maybe feeling confused, confined, discombobulated, discompforted, dissheveled, and depressed. Or you could be feeling uncool, or less than popular You could anxiety, ADHD, or the uncontrolable urge to fish goats! What ever your malfunction we've got the cure. A miracle pill. This mini goldmine will take all your problems away as fast as you can tie a noose. Cause you can't have emotions when you're dead! What I want to know is when did nurses stations start looking like Nascars? From the paperclip holders to the paper clips inside. From the pencils to the pens, paper, staplers, clipboards, memo notes and every other concievable place. Theres everything from Aderol to Ziban. Everywhere you look the major pharacutical companies will be there. Every media possible seems to be trying to tell me that I'm crazy and my duck won't get hard, and even if it does go up there's another pill to make it bigger, FUCK! Maybe the reason people are killing themselves is because they are being put on a pill popping mental roller coaster ride through hell. People go to your kids and hug them as often as you can. After all only you an stop Emo. Emo there's another group that makes me want to give myself a full frontal labotomy. An entire sub-culture of whiney self-obsessed transvestite assholes. Did you know they cut themselves and wear girls pants? But tell one of them at a show to get the fish out of your way or you'll fish the bitch out of him, and I'm an ass hole. Then they start crying. Then you start feeling bad because there's a grown man dressed in womens clothes with running mascera crying like Tammy Fea Baker sitting right in front of you. "It's ok little guy. No Hawethorn heights does not suck! You are not a poser. Your daddy really does hate you." Hahaha fishin bitches. So here we are back to the weed point. The booze kills families and stays legal. Drinking causes infadelity, car accidents, and violence of a horrific nature. Men and women across the globe are killing their families why? "because I was drunk." In the small north country college town of Canton New York. A young college student was out drinking one night. He wandered the streets afterwards completely out of his head. Eventually our hero must have gotten tired. Unfortunatially he had misplaced his house. Then he came upon a door. Finding the door locked was a disapointment but not enough to stp out hero. he punched a hole clean through the door and unlocked it. He wandered around in this new place till he came upon a nice soft place to sleep. He shut he door to this soft new place and passed out cold. Our hero awoke the next morning to the sound of a woman screeming. The woman was the caretaker of the funeral home and the coffin show room where we find our hero sitting in a display casket. She followed the trail of blood from the glass door that had been punched out the night before. Where you may ask were the stoners on this fateful night? HOME ASLEEP IN THEIR OWN FUCKING BEDS THAT'S WHERE!!! The Booze           &nbs; p;            & nbsp;       The KILLER Weed The only addiction where            Non addictive

withdrawls can kill you Downer           &nb; sp;                         &nb; sp;   Euphoriant Deppressant          &nbs; p;            & nbsp;      Makes you laugh Liver damage           &nb; sp;               No long term side effects Drink to much you can die.       Smoke to much and                 &nb; sp;                         &nb; sp;           you fall asleep New links to Cancer           &nb; sp;    New studies show weed may                                                  prevent cancer from cigarette                                                   smoking(by cleaning                                                        the  Tar from your               &nb; sp;                       lungs)(cigaretts of course also legal) 100%legal at 18 years

old            ;            &n; bsp;             ;  100% Illegal no matter what You look at this and make sence of it please! Because I cannot. Why would a government take such a great thing and make it illegal. Then give us substitues for pain like highly addictive morphine patches and oxycotton. What the fish is going on around here? This is the question we should all be asking ourselves. Because right now there are people in jail doing longer prison sentenses over weed posession, than raping kids. This is the real issue. There is a guy down the street doing two years on parol for raping a seven year old girl. Meanwhile there are people doing 5 years or more for having an ounce of weed in a ziplock bag. Because New York state declares that if your sugar is in a ziplock bag, it is an automatic intent to sell. Again I ask why.