Why I smoke marijuana

So a lot of people may wonder, "Why marijuana Hannah?" Here's a few reasons why I smoke my lover mary jane.

1. I am bored 24/7 and not allowed to go out so what else is there to do?

2. I get headaches a lot. Pot makes them go away

3. If I don't smoke I probably won't eat anything all day. The only way I'll eat is if I get the munchies. Otherwise I'm really just not hungry

4. Why take chemically tinkered pills to ease my pain when I can use something mother nature has already provided me?

5. No matter how sad or pissed of I may be when I get that first buzz I smile

6. Pot helps me fall asleep when I'm too scared to fall asleep on my own

So you see people, sometimes you just gotta smoke tha reefer.

I would also like to point out that I am not a pothead and I smoke once a day usually and sometimes not even that. So NAH. Plus I can't stand potheads lol. 

Speaking of pot OMG my head hurts like a bitch. TIME TO FIRE