The good times..

By: hillaryperson Mood: administrative Date: 12/04/2007 12:36:47 Music: None

Some really embarrassing moments!

1.) I used to answer my house phone with the following:

"Thank you for calling Ritz Camera, your digital and imaging headquarters. This is Hillary speaking. How may I help you?.........sugar."

2.) I fell asleep in church once and did a somersault off of the pew. It made quite the ruckus. 

3.) I got really drunk at a wedding I was shooting once and talked with the groom's father for hours about how much new music sucks and Jimmy Buffet rocks.

4.) I was holding Bella at Funk's parents house once..and I went to switch hips. I was wearing a wrap shirt and Bella grabbed one side of it and pulled it over....and exposed my boob to everybody. She also pulled my skirt down in front of Tim's parents once.

5.)  When I was about 7 or 8, I threw up in the car on the way home from church...and my dad got so pissed off that he got me out of the car, pulled down my pants and spanked me in front of the whole neighborhood.

6.) When Tim and I first started dating, I made a stupid and insensitive joke about Tourette's Syndrome, and as it turns out, Tim has Tourette's.

7.)  I was with a couple of friends at the nature trail outside of college one day in late October, and I wanted to put my feet in the river to see if it was okay to go swimming...ha. I didn't heed their warnings that I was going to fall in.. So sure enough, as soon as I stepped in the water, I slipped on some algae or something and went ass over teakettle, completely clad in my winter coat and all. It was definitely not warm enough to swim in.. I got lock jaw and had to ride in my underwear the whole way home.

8.) My grandparent's owned a farm...and I was running outside with some of my younger cousins..and tripped and fell face first into a pile of cow sugar. I cried.

9.) I've been mistaken for my father's wife.

10.) This guy came in to enlarge a photo at work once...and I looked at the picture and asked if the women in the photo was his girlfriend, and he answered, "No that's me."

Woops.