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I wrote this last night when I was inebriated.

"Some thoughts of the fattest kid (at heart) in the universe.. Warning: Subject matter may be highly influenced by cognition-impairing substances!

Putting whole snickers bars in brownies is a really good idea.

If I can't reach the remote, I always at least TRY to use to force first before I get up.

If you're sitting on the other end of my couch, you're getting my legs in your lap. I don't sit on my couch fo' no'body.

I really think that someone should consider making pillows out of boobs. Just throwin' that out there.

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From: Raphael
12/11/2007 21:18:30 I think that is a great way to recycle breast implants.

From: Duckalicious
12/11/2007 20:34:10 Lol. I'll be sure to put this into my will: I would like for my breasts to be made into pillows and auctioned.

From: Sinsin
12/11/2007 20:10:21 LOL Well truth be told, mine have been used for pillows.

From: waywardred
12/11/2007 18:51:21 Tasty, Efficient, Comfy, I agree. Pillows out of boobs. MMMMNNN

From: BrandiLea
12/11/2007 18:40:31 I need a drink. Daiquiris sound really good right now!

From: Sinsin
12/11/2007 18:11:33 Just how much did ya have to drink girlie? lol

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