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Angels
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By:
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RedLXIX
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Mood:
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awed
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Date:
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12/12/2007 13:59:41
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Music:
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None
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Once, a long, long time ago, a group of the younger angels in Heaven became weary of being goody-goodies, living pure, virtuous lives and doing nothing but play their harps the whole day.
Therefore they decided to descend to the world of men in human guise for a feast of unbridled decadence and debauchery to rid themselves of these urges for good, then return to serve their god once more.
God, of course, had seen this coming; he does see everything, after all (bear that in mind that the next time you're stealing underwear from your neighbour's washing line!) and thought it best to let them sow their wild oats.
The moment he gave permission, they packed their wings and haloes and caught the first rainbow to earth. Some say they arrived in Las Vegas, some Blackpool, others Ibiza; we'll never know now, since it's not recorded which issue of "The Lonely Planet Guide to The Mortal World" they had stolen from the public library.
What is without doubt is they had the most wonderful time,carousing, feasting,singing, dancing, fornicating, enjoying the "hospitality" of the earth girls, in return pleasuring g them in so many ways the girls had never before imagined in their wildest dreams.
Eventually the angels (and girls!) were all fantasticallyand very happily sated, and the angels, their urges satisfied, returned to Heaven.
Naturally, for the mortal girls left behind in the world, there were certain consequences, and nine months later they gave birth to the most perfect, perfect, happy, talented, breathtakingly beautiful, children anyone had ever seen.
And, my friends, we are even now still lucky enough to see the descendants of the offspring of those unique, sublime, angelic couplings all around us in our daily lives,
for...
they...
are...
the...
REDHEADS!
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