Stella GOT her GROOVE back
So, here I go again .... Crankpontsalicious has got her groove back.... but I have requirements.... 1) I will not date for at least a year - as this will be considered the "year of mourning". Rules, there are always rules for potential suitors: 1) A full head of teeth that are not snaggle. 2) License and registration, please. 3) Social security number for credit reporting purposes and verifying of criminal history or lack thereof. 4) Blood and DNA testing 5) Letters of reference 6) Names of at least 3 of the most recent exes and phone #'s for verification that YOU are not a D!CK and that you do not have inter-cranial rectal syndrome. 7) You must fill out the application that will be provided upon request. 8) 8 page letter outlining reasons why Eunice Crankyponts would consider you for a potential suitor with Cover Sheet. 9) Extremely - important -MUST BE A MAN, a REAL Man. 10...This is important....You must have similar interests but not longer hair... I can come up with a myriad of other rules - but this will suffice for now. Love to all who read, Eunice Crankyponts
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