Yesterday at the lab, one of our detective's wives came in and told us about their vacation in Rio de Janeiro.
Now, this woman I would describe as being totally shameless. No mental filter on this woman at all. Total free spirit.
She was telling us(as her husband blushed) that she was wearing a g-string bikini on the beach(Ipanema, I think), and that she got sunburned in places she didn't like, so she never put it back on.
Now, naturally, I had to open my big mouth and say, "So the thong was over, but the malady lingered on?" 
