So there was a blonde lady in the drunk tank this evening(who swore she wasn't slurring her words, but was actually "speaking in cursive" 
) that was complaining loudly that guys never hit on her.
I wanted to say to her that the vivid tattoo on the back of her right calf of a topless redheaded mermaid breaching the water and throwing her hair back has a tendency to pop up on one's gaydar.
