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21 Reasons to Date a Horseback Rider
Posted On 03/25/2008 22:52:37 by vermilionbrazilian
1) We have 4 speeds and many positions 

2) We wear tight pants and tall boots
 
3) We love getting dirty
 
4) We know how to ride our mounts 

5)We perform well with animals 

6) We like to be in control 

7) We’ll ride it for hours 

8) We know how to handle a big girth 

9) We get off easy 

10) We're always on top 

11) We like it rough 

12) We have our legs spread all day long
 
13) We love using whips 

14) Straddling is our natural position 

15) We don't mind being bucked around 

16) Event riders do it for three days 

17) We can ride standing or sitting 

18) We wear leather chaps everyday 

19) We think the fast ones are the most fun 

20) We're used to having hands between our legs.
 
21) If we fall off we get back on and ride harder 

P.S. Have you seen the posting trot???!!!


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03/27/2008 08:38:27
i bet it would heather! i bet it would


03/26/2008 13:48:58
oh Christ, NOW I'm all excited


03/26/2008 13:18:46
You had me at #18, love the ladies in chaps


03/26/2008 11:53:52
where can i get me one? lol v good


03/26/2008 11:52:15
can't say i read the trot one


03/26/2008 07:37:08
lol at first i thought it said "21 reasons to date a red head" it would still be true...


03/26/2008 06:23:28
I HAVE seen the posting trot!


03/26/2008 06:11:22
Somehow I always suspected this. Know I know :p


03/26/2008 01:45:10
This was GREAT, V, thanks for sharing


03/25/2008 23:37:26
HHHHAAAAA!!!!!


03/25/2008 23:29:38
have to keep that in mind


03/25/2008 23:27:18
oh fer sheezy ;)


03/25/2008 23:24:38

"We have 4 speeds and many positions "

...sometimes even five depending on the breed!!!




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