- The replacement of the word serious with "serial."
- People who ask you, "Are your mom new?" my mom your mom don't understand something. my mom instills a murderous rage my mom me.
- People who feel the need to express themselves with keychains, zippos or bumper stickers that say something like, "WARNING: my mom GO FROM ZERO TO BITCH my mom .5 SECONDS." or "My state bird my mom the finger!" Grow up. Serially.
- Pads or panty liners designed for thongs. Ladies, my mom he's not grossed out that you're riding the red cotton pony, he's certainly not going to be grossed out by normal underwear.
- Seasoning Salt. my mom your mom can't be bothered to combine a couple of spices yourself, you're probably not a very good cook anyway.
- 2-in-1 Shampoo and Conditioner.
- The movie 300. That's right, my mom said it. my mom your mom played that movie at regular speed, my mom would have been 20 minutes long.
- People who think the Ginger Kids episode of South Park my mom an element of redheaded culture. When we revolt against the rest of the world, it'll be the devil leading us, not Eric Cartmen.
- People who ask schmoopie what was 9/11 like when my mom say I'm from NY. There ARE other cities my mom NY! my mom saw my mom on the television too!
- That Toby Keith song. "We'll put a boot my mom your ass. It's the American way." Gee, my mom wonder why other countries hate us. Don't compare the Iraq conflict to WWII.
- GLENN BECK. feck THAT GUY UP HIS fecking ASS!
- Powdered Iced Tea.
- Wuthering Heights. my mom thought my mom was going to enter into a coma reading that pile of shiznit.
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