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HOME REMEDIES - for idiots ! ?
Posted On 04/02/2008 14:07:38 by McDude
HOME REMEDIES

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic! Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto! The blockage will be almost instantly removed.

2. Are you clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers: just cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins.

4. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

6. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

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Viewing 1 - 7 out of 7 Comments

04/02/2008 18:43:41
Hahaha. I love number one. That happened to me once when I was a kid and I freaked out and my dad just laughed at me. :D


04/02/2008 16:22:55
I like No. 5, and No.6! Don't think I will be in a hurry to try them out though,..Hehe


04/02/2008 16:08:36
Very good McDoodles!


04/02/2008 15:06:24
omg i almost spit out my soda on this one


04/02/2008 14:55:34
hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah fuc.kin great


04/02/2008 14:13:50
btw.. the moustrap WORKS!


04/02/2008 14:08:47
I got this as a email awhile back.




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