So, you know how everyone's always talking about all those a-holes out in LA who are always on their blackberry's and get really nervous and twitchy if they can't be on their electronic devices in certain places? Yeah, I'm one of those a-holes now. It's just shocking that this could have happened to ME. The really rediculous thing is that just a few years ago I said I would never get a cell phone. And before I moved here I detested blackberry's. And don't even get me started on ipod's. I thought they were the biggest waste of money EVER. Then, just this week, I was sitting at work texting three different people on my blackberry while listening to Cowboy Beebop on my ipod and working on my computer when all of a sudden it just hit me. I'm one of THEM. And just to add insult to injury, I also now wear hoodies, espadrilles and crazy sunglasses. I own a Pit Bull who is a vegtarian, and I go on weekend trips to the desert in a convertable. I live on Starbucks, goat cheese and edamame, and am snooty about people who don't eat organic. I get freezing at 60 degrees and I complain of heat stroke at 85. I yell in traffic, get violently jealous of people who get to use the carpool lane, and bug my fiance that we need to be more "green".
So, yeah. I completely suck now. I've beeen in LA for nine months and its already happened. In two more years you can pretty much expect I'll be blonde and plastic.
