I have HOUNDS, just let me know when you need them.
They don't bite or anything but they'll knock your ass ovah and lick ya to DEATH. (It's a gentler, albeit more annoying, way to die than being ripped to shreds, I feel.)
Awww, Hills. Let me give you a bit of advice that I received of a cop after I had totalled my car into a railing - shiznit happens. Yep can't argue with that. Have a beer