Just because you don’t have exactly what you need for a job doesn’t mean you should quit. Square pegs, round holes, who gives a damn amirite?
1. Can’t afford daycare?
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2. No convenient cupholder?
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3. No money to fix the car’s doorlock?
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4. No basement to protect from severe weather?
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5. No way of procuring normal pets?
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6. No money to buy t-shirt supporting favorite sports hero and/or team?
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7. Can’t afford divorce attorney?
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8. Still saving up for that riding mower?
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9. Hate canoeing?
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10. Banned from UHaul?
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11. Can’t scrape together the cash for a plasma?
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