*Stretches... flexes fingers*
i've worked most of the day trying to come up with the perfect speech to thank jules and the redhedd community for their support of my picture on the front page of redhedd.com. Sadly, i just can't find the words... Thankfully, there's a website that was able to help, to an extent.... CHECK IT OUT - IT'S FRIGGIN HILARIOUS!!!
http://www.chickenhead.com/stuff/oscar/index.asp
yes, i seem to have TOO MUCH time on my hands.... hehehe... enjoy..... my speech..... imma go eat some doritos.... hehehe......
Eni's Acceptance Speech for the Redhedd.com Front Page Stardom or SOMETHING:
Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly conjugate verbs! I feel so horny! And this statue - it's so suspiciously phallic! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to bow down before me and accept that even in my wildest pool parties, I never would have fantasized that this could ever help me get laid so much. And to the other super-amazing nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your crushing defeat makes me feel right now!
You know when they first told me I was a God on Earth, I just had to take a Xanax and scoff about how freakish my love scenes have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda special.
You know, there are so many star-fucking talentless success stories to thank! First off though, I want to bitch slap the glorified prostitutes of the Academy, who looked deep within their cold, black hearts before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank my guru, for being such a powerful force in my kitchen. And to the People Under the Stairs, who taught me to take life by the balls. And finally, to all the sycophantic talk show hosts - I couldn't have done it without you!
Thank you America, and good night!
