Probably wondering about the “Parfait” title. Go watch Shrek.
1.
Would you tell a stranger if they had spinach in their teeth?
Probably not
2.
If you found out you couldn't have kids, would you adopt?
Well, I have mine, but I probably would.
3.
What is your preferred method of birth control?
Mine is currently a little thing called menopause…before that I used an IUD.
4.
Do you always wash your hands when you use the bathroom?
Every time.
5.
If you had to eliminate a single type of animal forevermore, which would you choose?
Maybe cockroaches. I’d say mosquitoes but their larvae are important in the food chain.
6.
Have you ever lied about your age?
Sure but not for a long time.
7.
Ever had an encounter with the police?
Only with traffic cops.
8.
If you could give your parents one gift, what would it be?
They passed away many years ago.
9.
Ever stolen something out of someone's yard?
No.
10.
Did you ever aspire to be a model?
I’ve done some modeling, but it’s not a life I would want.
11.
Have you ever written anything on a bathroom wall or door?
I’m sure I have. I have no idea what.
12.
Do you or have you suffered from any eating disorders?
No. (And no, “eating-only-nuts-and-berries” is NOT an eating disorder, Wayne!)
13.
Ever play 7 minutes in heaven? If so, do you recall your partner?
No, I was not very popular in school and didn’t really go to parties like that.
14.
When playing truth or dare, which do you choose?
See above
15.
Ever open a bag of chips in the grocery store and eat them before paying?
Sure, although it’s usually a soda.
16.
If paid 10 dollars per day, how long would you go without shaving your armpits?
That’s not very much money, but it depends on what time of year it is.
17.
Were you an "early bloomer"?
Yes, quite.
18.
How much will you pay per gallon for gas, before you buy a horse?
Well, I do have a stable. But horses are way more expensive you might think.
19.
Is there someone you stalk online?
No, but there is one woman that stalks me. It’s weird.
20. If your profile is private... why?
Yes. See above.
21.
Do you or have you watched porn?
I have. I’ll not deny liking it from time to time. But not the really weird stuff.
22.
Do you wish your boobs were bigger?
Yeah, no. Higher and perkier perhaps. Not bigger.
23.
Have you ever cut yourself on purpose?
No, I do that often enough by accident.
24.
What's your view on premarital sex?
It’s great, provided you wait til you are old enough to handle the emotional repercussions. If you think sex has no emotional repercussions, you aren’t old enough.
25.
Are you closer to your mom or dad?
Emotionally I was closer to my mom, but my dad died when I was 13 so I didn’t really get to know him.
26.
Would you ever take an ex back?
Not likely.
27.
Have you ever thought you were pregnant?
Yes…and I was!
28.
Do you or have you had any diseases?
Who me? No I am totally imperious to disease! What a stupid question.
29.
If you were granted one wish, what would it be?
Well, there’s always the old “wishing for more wishes” thing. Other than that, probably to have enough money to be comfortable and out of debt and travel wherever I want.
30.
If you could, in retrospect, change one thing about your childhood, what would it be?
Not to have been molested for years. That would have changed so many other things.
31.
Have you ever had sex with someone you didn't have feelings for?
Sure.
32.
What song that you have downloaded would shock your friends?
Shock in what way?
33.
Have you ever taken naughty pictures of yourself?
Oh my yes.
34.
If you could change one thing in the world right now, what would you alter?
Maybe for everyone to truly follow the Golden Rule, but then again, some people don’t love themselves very much…
35.
Are you subscribed to any magazines? If so, which ones?
Nah.
36.
Are you easy to get along with?
Yeah pretty much.
37.
If you could have chosen your own first name, what would it be?
I like my name.
38.
Can you remain friends with an ex?
Maybe. Wasn’t this question already on this survey?
39.
Have you ever made a fake MySpace account?
No, but I do have more than one.
40.
Would you have sex with a dog for a million dollars?
Noooo.
If I was going to say yes, I don’t think I would in a freaking survey. LOL.
41.
Last person you prank phone called or drunk dialed?
Hm. I’ve probably drunk dialed someone but don’t really remember.
42.
If someone paid you 1,000 dollars to get their name tattoo'd on you would you?
$1000? That’s not very much. Depends what the name was and where it would have to be tattooed.
43.
Do you tend to help others more than they help you?
I think many people feel that way. I don’t think so. I have some awesome people who help me.
44.
If you saw a wealthy looking person drop a 100 dollar bill, would you return it to them?
Haha. What is a “wealthy looking person”? And yes I would.
45.
Would you rather be known for saving 300 people or being a pornstar?
Wow, that’s not even a choice. Saving people of course. Pornstars aren’t anything special.
46.
Would you want your future children to date someone like you as a teenager?
Well there is no “future children” for me. My daughter can date someone like me if she wants. But I was pretty messed up.
47. Would you rather drive an old, ugly rustbucket -or- a 2009 truck what gets 6 m.p.g.?
What mileage does the rustbucket get? Gotta be better than 6 MPG.
48.
If you could physically transport yourself to any place in the world at this moment, where would you go?
Can I take someone with me? I’d have to think about that…
49.
Would you rather slide down a razorblade into a swimming pool full of alcohol, -or- get tazered for 5 minutes straight?
neither…sick question
50.
If you went completely broke would you consider prostitution?
I might rather then starve but I am sure I could come up with other alternatives.
51.
Do you think downloading music should be against the law?
It already is.
52.
If you could choose the very last thing you will see before death, what would it be?
The faces of those who love me.
53.
If you could have personally witnessed one event in history, what would you want to have seen?
There’s no way I could pick just one…
