1-I'm sure we all know what your name is... so, tell us what your boss' name is..
When I get one I'll tell you.
2-Do you actually read your friend's surveys, or do you just copy paste them and fill them out yourself?
I think it's appalling that you would ever consider that I don't read other peoples surveys. I mean, really!
3-Which is your favorite episode of I love Lucy-
We had I Love Lucy way back in the sixties so it's been a long time since I have actually seen it.
4-Tell us your favorite conspiracy theory-
Diana, or how about Lockerbie, Building seven WTC? - oh, oh - who was that guy on the grassy knoll?...
5-Do you consider yourself a deep thinker?
I prefer to think I'm part of the question Deep Thought can only give you the answer
6-My name is:
Shannon Tweedy 
7-What's in your wallet?
Bank cards, store cards, a little cash, some receipts and my bus pass.
8- How many red shirts would you say you own, off the top of your head?
Off the top of my head two
9-No one cares whether or not you believe in love at first sight... Dislike, yes but not hate.
10-If you said yes to the last question, do you think that the reason you are so hateful and judgemental is because you didn't receive enough love when you were a child?
My upbringing was tough but fair
11-How old will you be in 2021?
OMFG, I'll be 58!!
12-Would you rather be tone deaf or color blind?
Colour blind, I am a bit already I think! (Same here Liz)
13-When do you think is the proper time in a relationship to give the other person your business card?
At the end of the first meeting, assuming you wish to do business with them
14-When you were a kid, which comic strip was your favorite?
I was so into Warlord - great mag.
15-You can only wear a sock on one foot for the rest of your life... which foot do you choose to wear it on?
Right, I guess 
16-How many words can you make out of the letters of your name?
PHILLIP - a few
17-How do you feel about fake plants?
Same as I feel about fake breasts, great to look at but not a patch on the real thing 
18-What is your obsessive compulsion?
Bathroom - gotta be clean
19-What do you think the odds are of the person who posted this before you becoming?
Becoming Prime Minister?!?!?! IDK
20-Do you know what the heck the difference is between the statements "we're just dating" and "we're together"?
Of course
21-When you think, do you see the words that you are thinking in your mind, as if they were being written down?
In bold red crayon, and the guy writing it has his tongue sticking out the side of his mouth - Eeeww!!!
22-If a person is brought up speaking both Spanish and English in equal amounts and...
Then their names Raquel!
23-Does it make you uncomfortable when people ask you your shoe size?
No
23.5-Does it make you uncomfortable to hear it?
Nada
24-Would you feel guilty about cheating on your taxes if you got away with it?
They catch you in the end
25-You are walking on the beach when suddenly you find a genie lamp. You rub it, and out pops the genie. He proclaims that he is so thankful to you for letting him out afterthousands of years that he gives you three wishes. What do you think he did to occupy his time while stuck in that lamp for so long?
Played Guitar Hero?!?!!
26-If you had braces, would you put little diamonds on your brackets and call them your "grill"?
Dey is da bomb!!!
27-You have 24 hours to live... what are you going to wear?!?!?
Bugger all, just like Jen
28-Which is worse... someone blowing cigarette smoke in your face, or
kissing someone who has dip in their mouth?
Considering I have lung problems, smoke in my face
29-Had you ever answered any of these questions before?
Ya know I think I haven't!
30 Are you so uncomfortable with prime numbers that you would add a question to a survey made up of 29 questions?
How could you know that?!?!?! LOL
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