So I got the sitting position at the hospital. I'm not overly excited about it, other than being able to leave the house... I have to go in Wednesday for paperwork, a physical and drug screening. Hooray.
That's good, sort of. If you lived closer I would show you a little Hapkido to help protect yourself if you needed to.
However:
1) Never take your eyes off the nut jobs
2) Don't show fear around them
3) if they do lunge at you - always go for vitals... fingers to the eyes, quick hard jabs to the throat (on adams apple area). Temporary loss of breathing or sight usually puts most people off - no matter thier state. It might not slow them down, but should distract them long enough for you to get a head start.