What do the majority of people in your life call you?
I answer to profanity(j/k)
When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings???
Just under two weeks ago
Where is your number one right now?
I must confess as to wondering what "number one" means
Have you ever seen your best friend cry?
No
Names of the people you texted today????
None
Are you a friendly person???
I hope so, but encountering criminals has a way of spoiling a guy's mood
What are you looking forward to?
A decent vacation
Have you heard a song that reminds you of anyone today????
ABC’s "Poison Arrow" reminds me of my ex-wife
What did your last text say?
Would you believe it just said "K", my sister’s shorthand for OK(like it needs shorthand)
What were you doing at 12:12 last night????
Just clocked into work
When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends???
Two days ago
What is something you're currently frustrated about????
The obstinacy of a witness to a case I’m working on. She has the delusion her brother(the suspect) is an angel despite concrete evidence to the contrary
How many hours did you sleep last night????
Around 10
Have you ever kissed anyone named Pablo????
You’re assuming my bread’s buttered on the other side
Do you have any friends that you've known for 10 years or more???
Yes
Have you been to New York City???
Yes, but only a 20-minute layover at JFK on my way to Cairo
What are your plans for tomorrow???
A trial deposition where I’ll be an expert witness
Is there one person who can make you feel better no matter what???
Yes
What color is your phone?
Black
Plans for tonight???
More of the usual at the lab
Have you had alcohol this week?
Try never
Could you cry right now?
No
What were you doing this morning at 7am?
Entering the last hour of my shift
Is there anything silver near you?
Silver-colored: my monitor.
Actual silver: the chain on my pendant of an Egyptian ankh
Whose house were you at last???
My team was serving a warrant on a suspect yesterday
Song playing right now?
"Earthshine" by Rush
What were you doing an hour ago?
Watching an episode of "The Return of Sherlock Holmes" on public television
Where were you Saturday night????
At home watching "Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man’s Chest"(I wonder what having a life would be like...)
Do you wear the seat belt in the car?
Always. Not only is it the law, I also might be in a car chase at any moment, and my father was killed in a car accident when I was six because he didn’t have his on
Has anyone ever mistaken you for someone else?
No
Where was your last long road trip to?
I went to Colorado to visit my sister and her family last year
What is the weather like today????
Sunny and warm. I can’t wait for that fall breeze
Who did you last talk to on the phone????
My team leader, wanting an update
Who did you sleep with last night???
It’s only been me, myself and I for the last ten years(back to wondering what having an actual life would be like)
