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Lose Weight fast

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By: EuniceCrankyponts
Mood: mischievous
Date: 10/30/2007 11:03:54
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Are these people flippin kidding me? I received an email titles "Colon Cleanse" and nearly peed my pants laughing so hard.....

Why Cleansing is a must for all of us! America's digestive and weight crisis can be summed up in to two words, Processed Foods. Processed foods accompanied by red meat, pollution and other inhaled toxins have built up in your body and colon since birth and are Weighing You Down! They can cause constipation, unnecessary weight gain, bacteria, parasites, cancer and many other severe ailments! Your colon is weighing you down. If you eat like the average American you may have 8 meals sitting in your colon RIGHT NOW! Colonmate can help jumpstart your diet by flushing out excess weight! More than 4.4 million Americans are living with constipation, and many DONT SURVIVE! Allow Colonmate to Free you from the risks of constipation! Constipation is the most common gastrointestinal complaint in the United States, resulting in about 2 million annual visits to the doctor. Colonmate containg Cascara sagrada, an herb used to promote! movement in the colon and alleviate constipation An estimated 45,000 people in the United States have GIARDIA- A Serious Parasitic infection. Colonmate contains the Herb Goldenseal that can help protect your from Parasites and bacteria! 

 Makes sense - but c'mon WHAT WILL THEY COME UP WITH NEXT?







VIEWING 1 - 7 OUT OF 7 COMMENTS



From: Dnarose
10/31/2007 16:39:37

People will try anything to lose weight.  I'll stick to exercise.

My weight always fluculates 5 pounds in one day.  I never know what weight I should be going by.



10/31/2007 10:57:20

Poop your way to a new figure! hahahaha!

 

 



10/30/2007 17:05:28
COLONMATE!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


From: Sinsin
10/30/2007 12:07:30
Wow....that's really ???ty!  he he


10/30/2007 11:42:41
Evil maniacal laugh -- -


10/30/2007 11:42:24
I think the enemists are watching - that's CREEPY!!! So creepy that I don't need a colon cleanse because it just scared the CRAP out of me....


From: steve
10/30/2007 11:26:04

what's creepy is that I posted a blog about the 7-day colon cleanse plan a bit ago.

are they connected somehow?  Are the enemists watching? 









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