A glum day for Santa today. Vivian, a vivacious and lithe 19-year old redhead, was sitting on Santa's lap, innocently whispering her Christmas wishes into Santa's ear when Mrs. Claus came by to give Santa some hot chocolate with Bailey's Irish Creme.
"THAT GIRL IS TOO OLD TO BE SITTING IN SANTA'S LAP" yelled Mrs. Claus. I told Mrs. Claus "you are never too old to believe in Santa."
Mrs. Claus then said "Then she's too damn YOUNG to be in your lap."
Mrs. Claus used to be a redhead till she turned feeble and gray, and you can never be crafty enough around redheads.
I'm glad I'm as old as I am, mostly because if any regular guy acted like I did, he be tossed in the clink. Can you imagine fuego or verywellred wearing a red velvet suit, hanging out with a pack of elves and some flying reindeer?
