Why The Big Reveal Was Delayed
This nanny state we live in caused the big Santa Claus reveal delay.
First, the FAA had to come inspect the sled - even though I've used the same sled for over 100 years! Then, the EEOC came to make sure the my elf workforce had diversity, and OHSA wanted to insure that I had safe working conditions. Damn, no more smoking my pipe while the elves are working!
We had a heck of time getting our immigration documents from the Department of Homeland Security, and those damn EPA bureaucrats wouldn't let me let the reindeers do what reindeers do naturally as we fly around.
We got it done, and the reveal might be in the next blog.
Santa
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