ARE YOU WAITING TIL MARRIAGE TO HAVE SEX? Too late for that.
HOW LONG WOULD YOU WAIT FOR 'THE ONE'? The what?
HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID THIS WEEK? Not actually this week, but in the past week, yes.
EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Semi-public
EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? I guess. I know I smile a lot.
EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO, WHY? No.
EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Not really
DO YOU LIKE 69? I do, but it's not my very favorite. Rather focus on my partner, and be able to focus on what he is doing to me.
DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? Very much.
EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? Never, what's the point?
DIRTY TALK, OR STFU? Some, but I don't like a lot of talk during sex
EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? I have had a couple.
EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Yeah, but then when I came of age in the 70s, no one wore condoms.
EVER MASTURBATE FOR YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? No, weird question. Is that common?
EVER HAVE A THREESOME? Yes and more then three as well.
EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? Yeah but it's distracting
EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? Ever? Probably. Usually I just focus on who I am with and enjoy the moment.
HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKEN? No
WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? Can't really think of one right now.
HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 16
WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? That's my business. Too bad he is working tonight...
ARE YOU HORNY NOW? I'm always horny. It's a curse.
HOW MANY SEXUAL PARTNERS? 12? I think.
DO YOU LIKE SEX IN THE CAR? Not really. I am way too energetic.
DO YOU STILL TALK TO THE PERSON YOU LOST VIRGINITY TO? Haven't seen him in many years.
EVER BEEN WITH A CHEATER? I don't know.
TOYS, GOOD OR BAD? I don't own any. But I don't think they are "bad".
LINGERIE? It's nice, but it's a lot of money to soend on something that won't stay on very long.
EVER SLEEP WITH A CO-WORKER? Ummm. No
HAVE YOU HAD SEX IN THREE OR MORE POSITIONS? Haha. But of course!
HAVE YOU HAD CONTINUOUS SEX FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR? Yes. Many times.
HAVE YOU BROUGHT A PARTNER TO ORGASM WITH JUST YOUR HAND? Of course. I'm pretty good at it.
HAVE YOU HAD SEX WHILE BOTH ARE FULLY CLOTHED? (IE HIKE UP SKIRT UNZIP PANTS) I probably have but totally naked is best.
HAVE YOU PERFORMED ORAL SEX ON A MAN? LOTS
HAVE YOU PERFORMED ORAL SEX ON A WOMAN? Yes, I have.
HAVE YOU RECIEVED ORAL SEX FROM A MAN? Haha. Yep.
HAVE YOU RECIEVED ORAL SEX FROM A WOMAN? Yes again.
HAVE YOU USED WHIPPED CREAM, CHOCOLATE ETC FOR SEXUAL PURPOSES? No, but I'd like to.
HAVE YOU USED ICE FOR SEXUAL PURPOSES? Sort of. More for titillation.
HAVE YOU USED A VIBRATOR ON YOUR PARTNER OR HAD ONE USED ON YOU? Yes. I'm not a big fan of vibrators though.
HAVE YOU CONTRACTED A VENEREAL DIESEASE? No
HAVE YOU EVER FORCED SOMEONE TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU? No...Not sure how that would work.
HAVE YOU BEEN PAID FOR SEX? Nope
HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE 10 YEARS OLDER OR YOUNGER? Younger, lots of times. Not older.
HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH TWO PEOPLE FROM THE SAME FAMILY? No
HAVE YOU HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE THE SAME DAY YOU MET THEM? Once or twice.
HAVE YOU BEEN OPENLY HOMOSEXUAL OR BISEXUAL? No
HAVE YOU HAD MORE THAN 10 PARTNERS? This question was covered earlier.
HAVE YOU PERFORMED A SEXUAL ACT WHILE YOUR PARTNER IS DRIVING? I was the one driving.
ARE YOU A MEMBER OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB? Nope
HAVE YOU USED ALCOHOL TO LOWER SOMEONES RESISTANCE? Not usually a problem for me. So no.
HAVE YOU HAD SEX WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ILLEGAL DRUGS? See above question about coming of age in the 70's and draw your own conclusions.
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A LIVE PROFESSIONAL STRIPPER? Hahaha. Yeah. Not my favorite memory.
HAVE YOU COMMITED AN ACT OF PUBLIC EXHIBITIONISM? (IE STRIPPING STREAKING ETC) Nope
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED IN THE NUDE? Semi.
DO YOU HAVE GENITAL OR NIPPLE PIERCINGS? No, but I am thinking about it.
HAVE YOU BEEN BLINDFOLDED DURING SEX? Yes.
HAVE YOU EVER SKIPPED SCHOOL/WORK/OTHER IMPORTANT EVENT TO HAVE SEX? Only the day after because I was too worn out.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TIED UP DURING SEX? No
HAVE YOU OR YOUR PARTNER EVER DRESSED UP FOR SEXUAL ACTIVITIES? (IE NURSE ETC) Nope. Not saying I wouldn't though.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN INJURED DUE TO SEXUAL ACTIVITY? Does sore count?
HAS ANYONE EVER SCREAMED YOUR NAME DURING SEX? Not screamed. More like a throaty whisper.
EVER YELLED THE WRONG NAME? No.
HAVE YOU NAMED A PARTNERS GENITALS? LOL, no.
HAVE YOU HAD SEX TO MUSIC? Yes, it's great.
HAVE YOU EVER GOT CAUGHT BY COPS HAVING SEX IN THE PUBLIC OR CAR? No
EVER PLAYED STRIP POKER? No
EVER SKINNY DIPPED? Yep
DO YOU HAVE AN UNUSUAL FETISH? I don't really think I have any.
EVER HAD SEX WITH TWINS? No.
DOES SIZE REALLY MATTER? It's nice, but technique is more important.
HOW OPEN ARE YOU ABOUT YOUR SEX LIFE? Pretty open
DID YOU ADD ANY OF THESE ITEMS IN THE SURVEY TO YOUR 'TO DO' LIST? I don't really have a list. I just do what I feel like doing at the time.
HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL TAKE THIS SURVEY? No idea
HOW MANY PEOPLE WILL READ THE SURVEY AND NOT SAY A WORD? IDK.
HAVE YOU HAD SEX IN THE FOLLOWING PLACES- YES OR NO
park No
pool Yes
hot tub Yes
church No
cemetery No.
school (or parking lot) No.
parent's bed No
your bed Yes, duh
car Yes
public library No
in a barn YES!
in front of a window (curtains open) No
in front of a window (curtains closed) Yes
picnic table No
in the snow No
in a tree or tree house No
same room while a friend was doing it Not sure about the "friend" part, but I have participated in group sex.
same room with a friend watching No
kitchen table No
kitchen counter No
couch/chair Yes
pool table No
on top of a bar No
front lawn in daylight No
At a relatives house while visiting Yes
On top of the roof No
On a bus (school/public/coach) No
Public restroom No, ew.
Woods Yes
Hood of a car No
Bathroom Yes
Shower Yes
The other person's bed Yes
Porch/deck/balcony No
In a house with parents home Yes
At a party No
On top of the washer/dryer No
Hotel Yes
Concert No, but on the way to the concert.
At your workplace (or partner's)... No
Grandparent's house No
Field No
Beach No
Bleachers No
Golf course No
Tennis court No
Elevator No
Oddest place you've ever had sex In a hayloft of a barn
