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By: hillaryperson Mood: anarchic Date: 11/10/2007 22:52:37 Music: None

Here are some random ideas to contemplate:

1. McDougal is a really funny last name

2. Music is always more meaningful to you when you're drunk

3. I once tripped over a crumpled up piece of paper

4. Why do they call it a blowjob when you suck?

5. What are your good dishes called in China?

6. You're So Vain by Carly Simon makes no sense. Of coursehe thinks the song is about him... She's singing about him...

7. Sit boy sounds really dumb if you keep saying it

8. Why do certain things give me goosebumps but not others? I mean, how come the thought of scraping a popsicle stick between my teeth makes my body shudder but nails on a chalkboard doesn't?

9. Does watching the news make you want to repent for your sins just in case God does exist?

10. Why does sleeping make your breath smell bad?

11. How come you can have straight hair, but your pubic hair is always curly?

12. What's the point of a zit? I mean, what purpose can it actually serve?

13. How can styles be popularized? Why don't we think people in the 80's looked cool anymore?

14. How did the Romans only have 10 months in a year?

15. How did different language come about, exactly? What made people decide to start calling a rock by a different name?