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Some words I don't like.

hillaryperson_75
By: hillaryperson
Mood: anarchic
Date: 11/13/2007 09:29:57
Music: None


1. Pissy. I can not STAND being called pissy.  If anyone calls me pissy I immediately get the urge to rip their eyelids off and shove them up their nostrils.

2. Uber-sexual. This is what metrosexual call themselves now and I don't understand why. Uber means super. Who the hell ISN'T super sexual?

3. Macchiato.  No one can say that without sounding pretentious.

4. Vase. If you pronounce it with a long a you sound like a hick. If you pronounce it with a short a you sound like an upitty fish. I call it a floral storage device.

5. Myspace. It's not technically a word but do you say my myspace or just myspace?

6. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Seriously.. they couldn't just call it black lung disease? I'm all about big words but come on now.

7. Vagina. Vagina sounds like an STD. 

8. Poodle.

9. Toot. It's a fart, okay?

10. Pussy. This one only bothers me when it is used to refer to a woman's genitalia. It sounds yucky. But if you call a wussbag a kitty that's okay. :D







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11/13/2007 13:13:52
Gah, that should be Letterman's TOP Tens...I din't get 'nough shut-eye, is my excuse..


11/13/2007 12:51:42

A) You should be doing Letterman's 10 tens

B) I was watching The Soup awhile back, and he had Oprah doing some survivalist tripe, swinging around on a harness, talkin' 'bout how her 'vajayjay' was hurtin'. So I prefer vagina to vajayay.

C) Please to post this in Wordies, if you haven't already

D) I hate the word flesh. Also pus and puss-y...which...hmmm

E) Eww pissy puss-y pus-sy. I just made myself nauseous



From: Raphael
11/13/2007 09:57:46

"Vagina.  Vagina sounds like an STD"  - I think I just pissed myself. 

You are f'in hilarious.  If you are every in my neck of the woods or visa versa, we have to hang out.  Seriously. 









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