A moment of silence please, and then let it rip; George would have wanted it that way.
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George Carlin's Seven Dirty Words The big seven words you weren't allowed to broadcast were: Siht, Psis, Fcuk, morsel, Ccoksucker, Motherfcuker and Ttis.
Here is the original Carlin comedy routine that caused the Fracas.
"I love words. I thank you for hearing my words. I want to tell you something about words that I uh, I think is important. I love..as I say, they're my work, they're my play, they're my passion. Words are all we have really.
We have thoughts, but thoughts are fluid. You know, [humming]. And, then we assign a word to a thought, [clicks tongue]. And we're stuck with that word for that thought. So be careful with words. I like to think, yeah, the same words that hurt can heal. It's a matter of how you pick them.
There are some people that aren't into all the words. There are some people who would have you not use certain words. Yeah, there are 400,000 words in the English language, and there are seven of them that you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. 399,993 to seven. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, to be separated from a group that large.
All of you over here, you seven. Bad words. That's what they told us they were, remember? 'That's a bad word.' 'Awwww.' There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad Intentions.
And words, you know the seven don't you? %$#@!, Piss, %$#@!, morsel. Cocksucker, Mother%$#@!er, and Tits, huh? Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that will infect your soul, curve your spine and keep the country from winning the war.
%$#@!, Piss, %$#@!, morsel. Cocksucker, Mother%$#@!er, and Tits, wow. %$#@! doesn't even belong on the list, you know. It's such a friendly sounding word. It sounds like a nickname. 'Hey, Tits, come here. Tits, meet Toots, Toots, Tits, Tits, Toots.' It sounds like a snack doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is, right. But I don't mean the sexist snack, I mean, New Nabisco Tits. The new Cheese Tits, and Corn %$#@! and Pizza Tits, Sesame %$#@! Onion Tits, Tater Tits, Yeah. Betcha can't eat just one. That's true I usually switch off . But I mean that word does not belong on the list.
Actually, none of the words belong on the list, but you can understand why some of them are there. I am not completely insensitive to people's feelings. You know, I can dig why some of those words got on the list...like cocksucker and mother%$#@!er. Those are...those are heavy-weight words. There's a lot going on there, man. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling. They're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend with. And those K's. Those are aggressive sounds, they jump out at you.
CocksuckerMother%$#@!erCocksucker. It's like an assault, on you. So I can dig that.
And we mentioned %$#@! earlier, of course. Two of the other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and morsel. which go together of course. But forget about that. A little accidental humor there. Piss and morsel. The reason Piss and morsel are on the list is that a long time ago certain ladies said 'Those are the two I am not going to say. I don't mind %$#@! and %$#@!, but P and C are out. P and C are out.' Which led to such stupid sentences as 'OK, you %$#@!ers, I am going to tinkle now.'
And of course the word %$#@!. The word %$#@!, I don't really...well, this is some more accidental humor, but I don't really want to get into that now. Because I think it takes too long. But I do mean that. I mean, I think the word %$#@! is an important word. It's the beginning of life, and, yet it's a word we use to hurt one other, quite often.
And uh, people much wiser than I have said, I'd rather have my son watch a film with two people making love than two people trying to kill one other. And I of course agree. I wish I know who said it first, and I agree with that. But I would like to take it a step further. I would like to substitute the word %$#@!, for the word kill in all those movie cliches we grew up with. 'Okay Sheriff, we're gonna %$#@! ya now. But we're gonna %$#@! ya slow.' So maybe next year I'll have a whole %$#@!in' rap on that word. I hope so.
Uh, there are two-way words, but those are the seven you can never say on television. Under any circumstances you just can not say them ever, ever ever, not even clinically. You can not weave them in the panel with Doc and Ed and Johnny, I mean it's just impossible, forget those seven, they're out.
But, there are some two-way words. There are double-meaning words. Remember the ones your giggled at in sixth grade? 'And the cork crowed three times.''Hey, the cork the cork crowed three times. It's in the bible.'
There are some Two-way words, like it's okay for Curt Gowdymis-spelled in original transcription. -ed.] to say 'Roberto Clemente has two balls on him.' But he can't say, 'I think he hurt his balls on that play Tony, don't you? He's holding them. He must have hurt them by God.' And the other two-way word that goes with that one is prick. It's okay if it happens to your finger. Yes, you can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick. No, no." [
