Your Patronus would be a Wolf!

http://tinyurl.com/2olwsr

^linkto quiz. 

Oddly enough, I would have picked a wolf for those same reasons.

 Weird.

Very cool test, Synth; thanks for sharing!

Here's mine:

Funny, I was thinking, like, a kangaroo or something goofy.

But I like this. I AM this.

Yes.