I have, I admit it.

Happened organically, though.

Heading out to dinner on my birthday, a comfortable silence in the car, then it occurred to me.

So I sez to him, I sez, "You're my schmoopie."

He grinned.

Said I was his schmoopie, too.

So from then on...(or, um, at least until we broke up).

(Doesn't have to be 'schmoopie;' can be any silly lover's nicknames.

Just curious. 

How droll.

You should really try to take life a little more seriously 'Burg.

It's obvious schmoople means pooping in your pants. 

O...M...G... Steve, I seriously almost died, dude...

Ok, I was dubbed Pookie, and she was ___________. Well, hmm, now that I think about it, I'll keep that one to myself.

my ex-wife's grandpa was named duck. and he nicknamed his wife "moo-kitty"

I really really really don;'t ever ever want to know how that one came about. 

that's supposed to be d-i-c-k, and p-u-s-s-y but the "man" shut me down.

Sorry no

^^;

cant ever say i have... 

I've never schmoopied and I don't think I ever will...