Alright, time for a classic lunarstorm reply hehe"If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
I dunno about you but 2 out of 3 chicks say I taste better.
(Alright, I lie but I can't think up anything for this one)
Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.Yep, but if you play your cards right you can fix that problem
You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.Other than horns going off, you can have sex and drive hehe
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.Oh you can with sex too if shes really into it.
You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
Ok, you win with this one..... That would just be...... Yeck..
If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
Hmmm well if he has prostetics lol.
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.Hmmm two chicks have sex and I'm holding up a lighter with a smile..... Two guys... Well.... I'll say rock on and haul ass outta the room.... No hate, just not my cup of tea lol.
The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.The right guy and this simple little word won't either.
You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.Hmmm my last job, had they come across me doing a chick in the bin, they'd have probably just went, "Well..... Didn't see that one coming, carry on" On a side not a number of people have been caught having sex in the airplanes at my job.... Just sayin lol.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
I see this as a problem with society lol.
You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
Keep things trimmed and you won't have this problem.
With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
Then why do they make slim fast chocolate?
Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.Oh, I beg to differ!
You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
Hmmm depends how kinky you are?
Good chocolate is easy to find.Dun think good sex is that hard to find, just train someone
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.With pretty much the same problem as sex.... Your gonna start swelling up like a bloated tick and probably end up being sick lol.
You are never to young or to old for chocolate.Hmmm well from what my friend at the old folks home says....... Yeah...... Scary isn't it? As for the young thing..... Eh, even I'm not going there.... Yeck...
When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.Wasn't very good chocolate then was it? Oh on a side note, the people living in the apartment next to mine used to screw in the shower all the time.... Often times while I was right across the wall taking one of my own.... I personally thought it was hillarious.... Especially when I'd scream out something stupid while they were going at it..... Like "The fraggles stole my balls!" right as they were getting into it lol. So see, its a good thing. Especially when you score them on their performance.
With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
Hmmmm really? Cause I seem to think if you give one woman an M&M and give her friend a snickers, the first woman is gonna be pissed..... Just sayin....
