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Differences Between Good Girls and Redheads
Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.
Redheads make it hot by loosening a few buttons.
Good girls blush during sex scenes in a movie.
Redheads know they could do it better.
Good girls wear GRANNY panties.
Redheads don't wear any.
Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it.
Redheads only own one pair of panties and rarely use them.
Good girls pack their toothbrush.
Redheads pack their SEX TOYS.
Good girls wear pajamas to bed.
Redheads wear nothing to bed.
Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have sex.
Redheads think no place is the wrong place.
Good girls say 'no'.
Redheads say 'when?'
Good girls keep a diary.
Redheads don't have time.
Good girls will apologize, brown nose and kiss YOUR ass.
Redheads will tell ya to kiss my lily, white ass.  |
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GingerBurg wrote:
A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!", she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
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OMG that is something that my hubby would do, serioulsy! That is fUcking hilarious!!!
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"Life is full of drama. We all have problems. What you have to do is put on your BIG GIRL PANTIES AND GET OVET IT!
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gonewild711 wrote:
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a redhead with three small children running around at her feet.
He said, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"She said, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.""And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?""We use it for sex."The researcher was a little taken aback.
He said, "Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"The redhead said, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."
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I have heard that one before.......its a good one!
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"Life is full of drama. We all have problems. What you have to do is put on your BIG GIRL PANTIES AND GET OVET IT!
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A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the restroom.
The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor.
As the room quieted down he walked up to the redhead bartender, and asked her,
"May I please use the restroom?"
The redhead replied, "I really don't think you should."
"Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use a restroom!"
"Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a naked woman in there and she's only covered by a fig leaf!"
"Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the other way!"
So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the restroom.
After a few minutes, he came back out, and
the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again! He went to
the bartender and said, "Miss, I, don't understand. When I came in
here, the place was hopping with music and dancing. Then the room
became absolutely quiet. I went to the restroom, and now the place is
hopping again."
"Well, now you're one of us!" said the redhead. "Would you like a drink too?"
"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled pastor.
"You see," laughed the redhead, "every
time the fig leaf is lifted on the statue, the lights go out in the
whole place. Now, how about that drink?"
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TO ALL YOU REDHEADED TRUCKERS~~LOLLittle Boy Acting like a Trucker
A preacher was walking down the sidewalk one day and noticed a
little boy sitting on the curb. The little boy would pop a m&m in
his mouth pick up his cat that was sitting on his lap and bite it and
slide down the curb.
This interested the preacher so he kept watching the little boy and
after two repeat performances asked the little boy what he was doing?
The little boy replied, "Preacher, I'm playing truckdriver" The
preacher was confused and said "What" The little boy repeated that he
was playing truck driver, "You see", the little boy said, "I'm popping
pills, eating kitty and sliding on down the road"......
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One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies "Fish me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
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Run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me, i'm the ginger head man!
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