It would seem that the police just caught me. What follows is a stern warning:

 

 

We here at RABWP (Redheads Against Black and White Pictures) have been receiving numerous reports that you have been posting non-color photos of yourself for the world to see. As you know from reading the “Redhead Handbook” that you were given when you were born it is against public policy to have these sorts of photos associated with “people of color”. This transgression has been listed in your permanent folder with the RSRTW (Redheads Should Rule The World) violations department. We hope that this letter is sufficient to remedy the situation, if not we will have to take increasing measures to include revocation of your membership when you reach the age of 70. We would be forced at that time to turn your hair white for previous violations (for more information please see; US 134; Santa Clause v RABWP), as you know the courts have also held in favor of exile to the Northern Polar regions. This is a drastic measure that we hope we can avoid.

 

Thank you

 

RABWP 

 

Dude. You're in for it now.

I didn't turn you in, swear.

Swear!

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The world was made for those not cursed with self-awareness. The rest of us are fucked.

you've only got yourself to blame we all know the rules

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MOURNERS. Read the dress code instructions on funeral invitations very carefully. Sombre, whilst being only 2 letters away from sombrero, is a world apart in tone.

tsk tsk michael. I would have thought anyone with "monkey" in their name would know better.

and way to go Jules. ya squealer!! 

one more slip-up like this and commandante crankyponts will make you drop and give her 20. 

so, so, so disappointed. 

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Redheadedness Spreads

Okay, I told them that they were quoting US law on the internet and seeing as this is an international forum I could not be bound by US precedence. To which they replied:

 

To: SizeMonkey

 

From: RABWP

 

We here at RABWP would like to apologize for the previous communiqué that you received. It would seem that in our haste we have quoted US law and not the more flexible international principals know as TRIP DRIP (The International Rules against Photo De-enhancing Redheads In Pictures).

 

The principals generally state that redheads must be treated humanely and that the temporary detention of infracting redheads can not be arbitrary but must have taken place in accordance with the laws of the State. TRIP DRIP Principal 1-3, 11. The detainees must also be kept away from convicted persons due to their nature of detainee rather then imprisoned, hence no personal letters to “Santa” may be made during the time of detention. Id., Principal 8. While the International Court of Redheads may have seen fit to allow an early release from temporary exile before the violations were remedied, we here at RABWP have some concern about reports we have received that may be considered further violations.

 

The reports concern the placement of 16oz of a 39 degree cow derived protein drink and six circular baked confections that were left for an exiled former member of RSRTW. Further, we have also received reports that you have been seen on this exiles lap “whispering” things into his ear. The reports continue with eye witness accounts of you receiving “gifts” from the exile on the same day every year for the last 37 years. The exile seems to know when you are sleeping and knows when you are awake he also knows when you have been good or bad; this level of contact is in total disregard of the rules.

 

We have no ill will but we do have our concerns. As such we will inform you now that we will be watching closely for any and all public releases of “color” photographs. We trust that the photos will portray you in a light such that any member of the community would comment “What a Redhead”. We further trust that you will limit your time with the more degenerate members of our society, there are some that use the internet that are under review currently. We believe that the TRIP DRIP will find your situation favorable with the photo replacement and the ongoing high standards to which you present yourself to the world.

 

We thank you in advance

 

RABWP

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Red SizeMonkey has Red Baby SizeMonkey

Ahhhh...what?

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I make no excuses for your stupidity!

I don't know Sinsin, looks like you might be on their hit list next! (Damn dirty black and whiters, worse then apes!)

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Red SizeMonkey has Red Baby SizeMonkey

Yikes! That's what I was thinking Monkey!

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I make no excuses for your stupidity!

hmmm. he's chatty sin.

chatty's fun. but can chatty perform? there's the real redheaded test.

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Redheadedness Spreads

Sinsin wrote: Yikes! That's what I was thinking Monkey!

They wouldn't dare, not after the stirling contribution you've made to the redheaded cause.  There would be an outcry!

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Run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me, i'm the ginger head man!