Like most people, I can't make everyone happy... not the case with redheads- your eyes, your light skin, your freckles- it commands me. I could tell you why I lose myself, but it would take hours.
In an ongoing MySpace thread: Why Are Redheads So Ugly, ignorance has paid off. I'm glad that stupid people aren't attracted to redheads.
A ginger girl of mine told me: "Your very smart". When I asked why, she said: "Numerous reasons, but the fact that you're with a redhead is a dead give away." and I've been like that for years.
My last 6 girlfriends have been redheads. Two of them were even brunettes that I talked into dying their hair. Today, I won't even consider that option- you have to be a natural redhead. That might sound superficial, but I've been intimate with non-redheads and I couldn't take my mind off them the whole time.
FRECKLES. I adore them. The more, the better. Every redhead I know is insecure about their freckles, but to me, each one is like a gem. I'm so glad I found this place, because every girl here is amazing. I could explain why, but it would take days. I wrote an entire album about a redhead and I still can't put it into words, what it is like to be so charged over something so simple as hair colour.
By the way, I'm not a redhead, (not like anyone cares) and I'm glad that the mainstream doesn't like redheads because... I love you all- you're like unicorns to me. I'd hate to see you all end up with a bunch of wankers.
If you come to New Orleans, wear SPF and be sure to look me up.
- Monaco
lol.