when i meet a redhead, i just want to nail her so hard... It's so sexy when their skin turns red from the heat. freckled faces look so much better covered with cum.

Ever wonder why men lie and cheat? It's because women won't accept them if they were honest. If you're not the make-believe fantasy prince (one man and one woman in eternity and bla bla bla...) then your not the one. And if you want sex (god forbid) then you're a fecking ah-noos.

If you're hot, men will play along and agree with you, but still, we just really want to fuck... And with multiple girls!

If your ugly, there's still hope. The really desperate ones are more than satisfied with one girl... In fact, they'll even go the extra mile for you and buy you things, take you out and do stuff to make your life easier- all in exchange for a blowjob.