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What is the single largest item in your house?
Other than my ass - the children's bunk beds.
How well can you write your name with your non dominant hand?
I am ambidextrous - so it is legible if that's what you are asking and what the hell do you care anyway? It's okay, I understand - randomness to the question.
What color is your bedroom?
I don't have a bedroom - my kids get the bedroom - I get the living room and that's that.....so long as we are safe, healthy, and happy is all that matters :)
What type of computer mouse do you use?
On the desktop it's a labtech wireless mouse
On the laptop - I use the touch pad or hook up the travel mouse if the children want to use the laptop - God forbid they ever have to share? It's unheard of...lol
What is your earliest memory?
I have a horrible memory and how dare you ask me this. I remember nothing before middle school. I remember friends names and things that I have done but only because others have told me.... I am not complaining though - there is a reason why I don't remember much and that's okay.
:)
Have you ever jumped off of a high dive?
I am afraid of heights - you tell me.
Do you take vitamins?
I get what I need from my fruits and vegetables.
Do you like to color inside the lines?
Who the hell wants to stay inside the lines? Yet, when coloring in a coloring book, I try to stay in the lines - but I have to fight the urge to scribble..
What do you have set as your home page?
I use flock and a tab called myWorld comes up that has all of my favorites, rss feeds, and status updates right there at my fingertips - I don't have a home page...
Do you have your own radio?
My daughter has one....but I do not other than in the car.
Where would you hate to have to work?
I don't know - I suppose as long as I had a job and got paid, I would be happy.
Who is on your speed dial?
I don't use speed dial but I have my favs and mom, Veronica, My other phone, Colleen, and Dad.
:)
Do you prefer light bulbs or candles?
Candles....
How much money did you spend today?
I spent about sixty two dollars and 38 cents on nonsense...but I did buy some cool coat hooks and played handy-gal on the kitchen wall - I now have a place to hang my coats... :)
What are you sitting on right now?
My ass is on a chair.
Do you look at yourself when you pass by reflective surfaces?
Yes, I am the most narcissistic person in the world. I stop - jump up and down a few times, lick my lips - tell myself I am gorgeous then laugh my ass of because none of this is true...
Would you ever get plastic surgery?
I will never have plastic surgery but need some cosmetic surgery of the dental variety to build a bridge to replace the tooth......don't ask if you don't know.
Did you play with shaving cream when you were a kid?
I have no flippin idea.
How big is your bed?
Again, I do not have a bed, I sleep on the futon couch thingie.
(and again, I am comfortable because the children and I are safe)
Do you like the smell of axe?
I don't know if I ever smelled it.
What is your favorite flavor of lifesavers?
Cherry
Have you ever seen a volcano?
Not in person.
What is the best Halloween costume you have ever worn?
I don't remember.
What kind of soap do you use?
Homemade or progresso.
Can you snowboard?
I can put snow on a board, yes.
How many icons do you have on your dekstop?
three - I hate desktop icons.
Do you understand how telephones work?
What's a telephone? WTF kind of question is this?
Do you write notes on your body?
Oh, yes, ALL the flippin time - I make sure to write my name on my hand so I don't forget - (the whole memory thing) - Yes, I will just answer no
What is the prominent color in your closet?
Hell, I don't know - Green, I suppose
What is sitting next to you right now?
an empty glass - was grape koolaid; a speaker a telephone that I don't know how to use....and two red play-dough apples, a play doh bird, and a play-doh snail that the children forced me to make....they did, duct taped me to my chair and told me they wouldn't release me unless I performed arts and crafts for them....
Do you believe in lots of conspiracies?
Actually they are every where?????
Do you own any really old video game systems?
Unless you consider playstation 2 a really old VGS, then no.
Are you good at baking?
I can bake and really good at it. I am a better baker than cook and I can cook really well.
Huh? YESYESYES
Have you ever made your own clothing?
Yes...
How many doors does your house have?
1
Do you prefer tootsie pops or blow pops?
I prefer the TOOTSIE ROLL variety.... :) Let me see your tootsie roll...GADS I am singing again....if you call that singing...
Do you sneak into movie theatres?
NEver did and never will
Are you a really fast text messager?
I suppose so
Do you have anything you keep on you 24/7?
My RESPECT bracelet
Do you usually write in print or in cursive?
If I can avoid writing then I avoid it - but if I have to write then it is in print with a cursive twist.
What was your first job?
Babysitting, I loved kids back then too.. :)
Do you prefer crushed ice or cubed?
Who cares?
What print is on your plates or cups in your kitchen?
Right now I've got a lot of my Christmas dishes out...my snowman set.
I have plain white plates, then I have other plates that I use year round - that say hark the herald angels sing - because I collect angels so there :P
On the cups or glasses, I have a whopping two plastic cups one with nemo and the other with disney princesses on it. The glass have a bubble patterned in to the glass.
Have you ever made a mixed cd for someone?
Yes
What do you want to buy from an infomercial?
I don't know I don't watch tv enough to see an infomercial
Do you believe that animals have souls?
YES.
Do you have a lava lamp or a black light?
no
Do you find yourself not having enough electrical outlets?
No
What is the longest you can wait patiently?
If my children are not with me, I can wait indefinitely; however, if my children are with me, I can wait for anywhere between ten and twenty seconds.
Have you ever been under anesthesia?
Yes.
Are your fingernails long or short?
Short because I have not gone to the salon in a VERY long time but hey, I'd rather spend the money on my children.
Are you afraid of bright colors?
They scare the crap out of me - sometimes I think they may actually harm me... lol
Has anyone ever accused you of being gay?
Funny you mention it, there was a boy that liked me once that later told me that he never asked me out because he thought I was gay based on the fact that I wore a pair of work boots.....IT WAS THE GODDAMNED STYLE people.
Can you tell people honest things to their face?
YES
Would you rather eat grits or oatmeal?
Oatmeal. I am not fond of grits but I have never made them either.
Do you own a kite?
No, but I suppose if I did, I could go fly the one my parents always told me to go and fly... .
lol
Have you ever run down and up escalator or vice versa?
Oh, all the damn times - especially while trying to evade mall security after shoplifting from stores - and none of this is true.....do I look like a dumbass.
??
What do you think of clothing for pets?
I don't
Do you tend to want things you cannot have?
Well, I try not to covet but sometimes I do.
Is it true that you can be anything you want to be?
Yes, it is. But I suppose if I wanted to be a cat or a dog - then I guess I can't so maybe not.
LMAO
Were your parents honest to you about serious things when you were little?
I don't think so because MOM told me that if I ever lied that God would come down with a giant screwdriver and unscrew my belly button so it would fall off - I lie to my children to get them to do things sometimes and still no screwdriver....
Would you ever dye your hair purple?
I would never dye my hair - PERIOD.
Who do you think should play you in a movie?
I should play myself - I have a good story...
Would you ever kill someone?
No
Do you prefer stripes or polka dots?
Polka dots and stripes together...
Do you dot your is and cross your ts?
I suppose I do in the literal and the figurative
Are you double jointed in any way?
No , I am horribly inflexible.
What kind of super power do you wish you had?
My red hair gives me super powers and I have an invisible jet parked in my back yard - what other super powers do I need?
Are you easily offended?
I am sensitive, yes but also strong....so no I am no offended easily but watch out if you do...I will just cry and cower in the corner....mean people.
How often do you watch the news?
I try to catch a bit everyday
Do you have nightmares very much?
Yes, but that's neither here nor there/
Did the movie Jaws ever scare you?
It still does - do you know that I was afraid to take a bath for the longest time after seeing that movie - even now the mere mention of the shark attack music gives me the chills -
Have you ever cried to get away with something?
No -
Do you lack common sense sometimes?
Yes, when they were handing out common sense - I thought they said cotton tents and went to pitch a tent....
Are you afraid of snakes?
Yuck
Do you use recycle bins at your house?
Yes which, reminds me - I have an overabundance of recyclables...and it's going to be a bit before the trash man comes......ERM!
How hot do you like the water in your shower?
I like it HOT....REALLY HOT
Do you ever walk around your house naked?
No, I do not want to scar the children for life.
What is your favorite art form?
Performing
Do you want to be bilingual?
Yes but I am horribly multi-lingual. I speak idiot, toddler, and ah-noos.
:)
Is energy wasted on little kids?
Are you kidding me? Of course not, children can teach us so much if we just stop and listen to what they have to say.
Build their efficacy people!
Do you lie to make people feel better?
Why would I? That's not the way to help?!?
Do you like to organize things?
You are talking to an obsessive compulsive///YES
Are you going to have smile lines or frown lines when you're older?
Smile Lines - I think I already have them but I also have worry lines....
Which is better, thick crust or thin?
On what?
How good are you at keeping secrets?
I am fairly good.
What stupid little thing really stresses you out?
I don't know....
Can you remember what you wore yesterday?
My pajamas nearly all day and it was wonderful! I love my pajamas.
Which Disney parks have you been to?
It's been too long.
What do you think the drinking age should be?
I don't know - but having children says to me that it should be 85
Do you like to wear socks?
Only in the winter.
What is the last cartoon you watched?
Mickey Mouse
What does your bed comforter look like?
Remember, I don't have a bed but I do have a quilt and it is all quilt like and what not....roflmao
GOD THIS TOOK FOREVER.....
PS: Addendum: I do not actually bathe in soup - the soap I use is the cheapest I can find that I like the smell of typically knock off to bath and body works...
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