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POSTED BY: liberty_bell on 06/01/2008 21:54:09


We all know the classic porn movie line “I’ve come to clean the pool”

  

Well lets come up with some of our own! Make them as obscure as you can!

 

Mine is,

  

“I’ve come to alter you pants”





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POSTED BY: Sinsin on 06/01/2008 22:10:32


I'm here to mow your hedge.




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POSTED BY: thegoldenstaff on 06/01/2008 22:26:51


i am here to clean your pipes




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POSTED BY: thegoldenstaff on 06/01/2008 22:33:42


i have come to dig your hole..




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POSTED BY: Lucidnite on 06/01/2008 22:38:52


I've come to milk your donkey? lol




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POSTED BY: liberty_bell on 06/01/2008 22:39:47


Ive come to water your fuchsias  





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POSTED BY: liberty_bell on 06/01/2008 22:40:53


can you milk a donkey?????




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POSTED BY: Joools on 06/01/2008 22:44:26


I've come to bake your cake.

Ew.




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POSTED BY: Casper on 06/01/2008 23:15:20


Who ordered the Italian Sausage? 




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POSTED BY: Lucidnite on 06/02/2008 00:19:40


I think you can milk a donkey, not sure. hahaha




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