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Anyone else in Britain watching Simon Cowell's latest money spinning drivel , ie X Factor.
A mean, I quite like the auditions and all, but as they have all trundled off to boot camp they are in danger of repeating themselves. I maybe a "thick as a pigshit ginge", but I destinctly remember two incidences last year which have metamorphised again this year.
I'll run them by you.
The judges decide a certain persons voice isn't strong enough and they should form a group with some of the ...; Read More

Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you.What is your name? PhillipHe is the reason I wake up in the morning and the air beneath my wings. Yeah you wish you were that guy.Phillip is the shiznit.How old are you? 46A ho. Pronounced "four six", not "forty six," and is derived from the letters H and O on a telephone touch pad. H is on 4, O is on 6.Adam: "This party is a sausage fest." 
Bill: "Ya, let's... Read More

Not blogged yet, so here is my first. Thought I would get involved with the Urban Dictionary thing!
1. Your Name: Neil
i. to mean naked at an inappropriate time or place
ii. shouted out in a moment of zealousness in a crowded room

2. Your Age: 25
Used primarily with selling of weed, when buying a stick (flat rate of 25AUD) is called a 25.
Also comes in a 50 (pronounced five-o).
Definition only good for Australia.

3. Name one of your friends: Darren
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First of all I have this John Phillip Sousa song in my head  and I cannot seem to shake it. I can't even remember the name of the blasted song but it's driving me out of my mind. It's a march - and yeah - wish I could remember the name of it but I cannot. It's baffling, actually.

Second, my children - were gone overnight -one to Daddy's and the other to Uncle's house and now they are home. Welp, this is wonderful for me except for the fact that they have been arguing since they got... Read More