Phillip needs - help (how very true)
Phillip looks like typical Phil 
Phillip does he love you? (you better believe it baby)
Who nicked #4?
Phillip goes to mars (interesting)
Phillip loves Katie A (I swear I don't know her - honest 
)
Phillip eats Croatia (??)
Phillip has won the premier league five times (come on you redds 
)
Phillip works for the government (hmmm)
Phillip lives in Bristol (I kid you not)
Phillip will be co hosting the British Soap Awards wit Fern Britton (there had to be a reference to a celeb here didn't there 
)
Tags: Friday Bored
